Vampires are Running the Government – Protect Yourselves Now!
I finally get it: Vampires are running the government. It all makes sense to me now. Have you ever seen more blood-sucking in your whole life? Not only do politicians suck the life out of each other, but they mainly suck it out of us, The American People. The blood, of course, is green, and is also known as our tax dollars and our earning livelihoods. Along with all this blood sucking go jobs, homes, health insurance, and The American Dream.
Quick, check your neck for puncture marks!
Against many a will, our Country has been led into two grotesque wars, one especially of drastic consequence because of the arrogance surrounding it, and the fact that it was done for no other reason than to get oil. Our Country went to war under false pretenses based on lies, in the first-ever preemptive attack on another nation. Yes, it’s all about blood and money, two terms that are synonymous as far as most of us are concerned.
But wait, there’s more. Who’s bailing out the gigantic “too-big-to-fail” banks, the insurance giants and car makers? On the surface, it’s the government. But in reality, it’s you and me. Talk about hearing that giant sucking sounds deafening our eardrums. There’s a whole lotta blood letting goin’ on (I can hear Jerry Lee Lewis pounding on a grand piano in the background with an updated version of his classic rock-and-roller).
I’m almost betting there are very few mirrors in Washington. You know they’re the anti-vampire, and I doubt most politicians would dare risk looking into one, lest they see they are transparent and soulless. I would think there’s not much garlic eaten in D.C., or other herbs such as vervain, hawthorne or wild rose. You’re not gonna see a preponderance of crucifixes, rosaries or holy water near these “Vampiriticians” (combining “vampire” with “politician”) either.
You might want to think seriously about Vampiratician protection for your own well-being as well as that of your family. Though I fear it may be too late, it couldn’t hurt to stock up on the aforementioned protective items. While the black cat is already out of the bag, it still couldn’t hurt to be prepared for the next suck-fest that will likely be upon us in the very near future.
The Spirit of Dracula is alive and well in the dank, dark bowels of Congress, and there’s almost nothing we can do about it, save donning our protective anti-vampirian novelties. And, I’d suggest we do that right now.
Oh, and check your neck for puncture marks again, and, often.
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